Latest Releases
See You Next Christmas
What would Christmas be without friends, booze and vulgarity! Watch the video.
Crackpot
Ever experienced a loose council house woman? We know a man who has.
Thrupenny Bits
A celebration of old-school / non-pc football culture. Bring back the good old days.
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About Us Rascal's
Rob - Vocals
"Have you seen my pants" Rob has been part of various punk/mod bands over the years. His stage performances are lively and unpredictable, often joining the crowd during a gig to stir things up.
Greg - Guitar
Greg adopted the guitar at a very early age and since then has developed his own unique playing style. As well as The Hampton Cobblers, he, Paul and Ollie are also members of a trip-hop band named Free Control.
Pogo - Guitar
Pogo picked up the guitar when he failed to pick up girls in his early teens. His influences include anything which raises a pulse, usually consisting of a simple beat, a howling guitar and abrasive vocals.
Paul - Drums
"Animal" Paul has played drums and percussion with a variety of bands and solo artists, including Groove Armada, Plump DJ's and Krafty Kuts.
Ollie - Bass
Ollie slaps those strings like no other. He's been in a variety of bands over the years and is especially passionate about any music that rocks.
The Oi Oi's - Backing Singers
Obnoxious Chris, Tombola Tom, Katie Kat, Cheeky Charls, and any other friends who brought beer and smiles into the studio.
Friends and Shoutouts
Alan at Cordelia Studios, Steve at The Nuance Effect, The Associates at 9 Bar, girls, alcohol, music and all things good.