Latest Releases
See You Next Christmas
Christmas is all about giving, religion and Cliff Richard. Not for us it bloody isn't!
Crackpot
Ever experienced a loose council house woman? We know a man who has.
Thrupenny Bits
A celebration of old-school / non-pc football culture. Bring back the good old days.
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About Us Rascal's
Rob - Vocals
Rob "where are my pants" has been part of various punk/mod bands over the years. His stage performances are lively and unpredictable, often joining the crowd during a gig.
Steve - Guitar
Steve "what do you mean, ginger" started playing music during a brief spell in a mental hospital. Influences include anything which raises a pulse, usually consisting of a thumping beat, a grinding guitar and abrasive vocals.
Greg - Guitar
Greg "don't mention Pink Floyd" has been guitaring since his early teens and has a natural style which exudes feeling. As well as The Hampton Cobblers, he, Paul and Ollie are also members of a trip-hop band named Free Control.
Paul - Drums
Paul "I'm a vegetarian" began playing drums when he once lost his temper trying to use chopsticks. Since then he's been drumming with a variety of bands and solo artists, including Groove Armada, Plump DJ's and Krafty Kuts.
Ollie - Bass
Ollie "my sister should be considered holy" has played in a number of bands including Lifer and DreamBox. He's tall, and very passionate of anything that rocks.
The Oi Oi's - Backing Singers
Obnoxious Chris, Tombola Tom, Katie Kat, Charlotte, and any other friends who brought beer and a smile into the studio.
Friends and Shoutouts
Alan at Cordelia Studios, Steve at The Nuance Effect, The Associates at 9 Bar, girls, alcohol, music and all things good.